Jan Švankmajer: The Alchemical Wedding

Well it seems that as well as being the longest running and bestest IFFR blog on this beautiful fucked up planet, this website is fast becoming the world’s number one english language Švankblog and personally i quite like the idea that in the distant future when western europe is merely a chain of deserted swampy ruins and man is totally wiped out, aliens will arrive, find the internet is still working and start reading this blog. They will no doubt think that Švankmajer made honest faithful documentaries of the beast called man.

So welcome aliens. The year right now is 2019.

This exhibition at the EYE in Amsterdam was very well curated and if you are going I would advise giving it at least an afternoon, maybe even a whole day if you want to watch all the shorts, since the expo includes a bunch of them. And even if you know the shorts quite well, even if you have seen Dimensions of Dialogue a million times, it is pretty cool to see it publicly and hear the gasps and chuckles of the other spectators 🙂

My one critique of the curation would be that the sound bleeds from one projection to the next, but then at the same time this becomes another part of the overwhelming nature of the expo. It really is intense seeing so much at once (We had to take a drinks break!), both the films and also Svank’s artworks which seem to fall into several very different phases.

There are of course the tactile objects made when he was banned from film-making for seven years and also fascinating artworks from the 1960s and the present day.

To begin at the beginning, in the 1960s Svank was making weird voodoo inspired stuff made from cornflour, dirt and blood. Some of the objects seem very powerful and disturbing. One piece composed of kitchen implements covered in goop in a drawer feels like a vision of hell. Didn’t get a photo of that, I was too scared/scarred.

An aspect of his work i hadn’t seen before were the wooden 3D paintings which looked amazing and made me think that if Svank had done a Forman or a Nemec and gone West, maybe he would have become a Basquiat style figure in modern art. Seriously.

But luckily enough he didn’t he stayed put and made amazing stuff. I got to see Virile Games, which i had missed during the Svank retrospective in Brighton in 2013 because they announced the screening at the wrong time. It’s great, a hilarious spoof on football and violence. Also worth noting is that Svank was making cat videos DECADES before anyone else!!

Last Trick is practically the first thing you see when entering the exhibition, which pleased me since it is one of my fave Svank shorts. Like many but not all of his films, it features two protagonists in a dispute which ends in delicious violence. My absolute favourite, a Week in the Country, wasn’t selected.

He really does make stuff in a lot of styles, I wonder what his working practice is like, I have an image of him running around tinkering with a thousand different things. Also near the start of the exhibition were some hilarious porncollages.


Like i said earlier, another interesting thing to see was his latest experiments, which included a stoat stuffed with crystalline rock which reminded me of the one from 2013 and aboriginal dreamscape drawings. These were really in totally different style to everthing else, he is so talented! The paintings with the aboriginal style dots of paint still incorporated bones but now the animal matter has bene bleached clean! A fertile topic for a PhD dissertation. Also there were recent books which he has illustrated, including a Japanese version of Lewis Carroll’s Alice in Wonderland which looked completely demented!!

This exhibition was overwhelming and fantastic. At the closing time (1900) we drifted out with the staff who had also taken a moment to look at their favourite pieces. Maybe I’ll go back! It’s crazy to think that some of these artworks (some of them sitting on their very own tables) are over 50 years old! So Svank has kept them all that time in his presumably supercrazy atleier space!?

The exhibition is Brighton back in 2013 was great (you can read my review here of course) but this one is a definite improvement. We even got a free programme with writings by Svank that i haven’t even had time to check yet!

And unlike Brighton, it was good everything was under glass here so it can’t get nicked.

It is funny how me and Svank seem to keep on meeting up, in a virtual sense at least… we first met when i rolled home drunk when living in Prague and watched Conspirators of Pleasure on television and it blew my tiny mind, then there was the retrospective in Brighton, then the two IFFR visits and now this exhibition!

In fact you know what I am going change the blurb of the blog to make it easier for Svank scholars to find me.

lazzaro felice revisited

damn it was good to see this again and to be able to sit back and appreciate how well made it is.

i like how the young and the older versions of a character actually look like each other

i like how i still don’t feel like i understood it 100% since it connects on a deep emotional level instead of the logical

i like how the at the end of the film i have a really complex and satisfied feeling

the feeling of being watched

this film was great in some aspects and middling in others. it also suffers from being seen next to a couple of worldclass docus.

it’s fascinating to see and hear firsthand experiences if what it is like to be under surveillance as a muslim community in the usa. however the film falls down a bit in its reliance on foia requests, getting excited at the possibility of findibg stuff out then being frustrated at everything being redacted seems a bit naive.

i guess i would rather watch a film about county armagh in the 1970s where local people resisted the full force of the british army including the SAS and ensured that army and police could onlyove around by helicopter because the risk of carmbombs was simply too high.

when the war comes

this croatian/czech production is about a bunch of wannabe fash twats in slovakia. throughout the film the leader of the rabble perfects his hitler look, with the sideswipe haircut and the brownshirt outfit. what a tosser.#

actually what pissed me right off was at a certain point he was talking about nationalism whilst wearing a checkered 2tone ska hoodie for fucks sake.

he was conintuallu getting schooled by people wiser than him., yet he kept on going and seemed to be considering a political career.

he is definitely the new breed nazi, media aware and careful what to say on camera.

i remember the ‘be kind to your local nazi’ campaign in the 1990s, seems like they need to get that going again…

you are not my friend

gyorgy palfi has created some amazing movies – final cut is a demented way to tell a lovestory and taxidermia is crazy. hukkle might be good but i always fall asleep. unfortunately you are not my friend is a disappointment.

it appears to be an improvisation experiment not just for the ensemble cast but also the camera peeps, the writers and the director. interesting then that all the characters are getting fucked over. in any case, it proved quite hard to watch and there is no payoff.

the thirteen minute accompanying film featuring only young kids sounds fun though.

Mid90s

I think it is safe to say that this film would not have got distributed in Dutch cinemas without it being written and directed by Jonah Hill.

That is not of course in itself a bad thing and it is how the world goes, yet how many other amazing movies did not get the distribution because they didn’t have Hollywood royalty attached?

I actually quite like Jonah Hill, I am a recent convert, I only know him for 6 months after seeing first ‘Dont Worry He Won’t Get Far On Foot’ and then ‘Maniac.’ Yes, ‘Superbad’ passed me by!

The thing is though, the 90s slacker movies made by people like Harmony Korine were great because they were about kids and written (at least partially) by kids too. ‘Mid90s’ is a movie about kids written by an adult and I think you hear that a bit in the dialogue.

It’s not bad, it’s just a bit pointless.

It’s about a little kiddy drifting into skating and getting fucked up. That’s actually about it.

The kiddy is played by Sunny Suljic who was in killing of a sacred deer and ‘Dont Worry He…’ Wait what!? I don’t remember that.

Ah and his mum in this was in the crappy Alien sequel. I knew i recognised her from somewhere!

It is cool that Harmony Korine gets a cameo but movies like ‘Kent Park’, ‘Dazed and Confused’ and ‘Kids’ already did what ‘Mid90s’ is trying to do.

However i am loving the Christian hate on imdb!!

imdb hate